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Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, - That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government. ~ Declaration of Independence ~


I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she

grows up. She said she wanted to be president some day.


Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked

her, "If you were president what would be the first thing you would do?"


She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."

Her parents beamed.


"Wow... what a worthy goal." I told her, "But you don't have to wait

until you're president to do that. You can come over to my house and mow

the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50."


"Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where homeless guys hang

out, and you can give them the $50 you earned, to use toward food and a

new house."


She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in

the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the

work, and you can just pay him the $50?"


I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."


Her parents still aren't speaking to me.


Steve Hampton

www.protectourborder.net

www.protectourborder.net/jokes.rtf

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/protectourbordernow


Politics are all about compromise. Let's explain this numerically. On a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being ultra conservative (pilgrim), and 10 being a fat head (Ted Kennedy). If you vote for a 5, and they vote for a 10, then you will get a 7.5 average result in Congress. The only solution is to vote for someone with a lower rating or more conservative than yourself, and with normal political compromise you will eventually get what you want. Liberals are choking on their laughter thinking you can't figure this out, but you just did:)


The Socialist Party candidate for President of the U.S., Norman Thomas, said
this in a 1944 speech:

"The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the
name of "liberalism, " they will adopt every fragment of the socialist
program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing
how it happened." He went on to say: "I no longer need to run as a
Presidential Candidate for the Socialist Party. The Democrat Party has
adopted our platform."



Dear Mr. President, Senate and House of Representatives:

I'm planning to move my family and extended family (18-20 mouths) into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.

We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.

We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.

So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:



1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. All Mexico government forms need to also be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but, I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.


10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th.
I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.


12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say a critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

Thank you so much for your kind help.

Sincerely, US Citizen & Taxpayer


Steve Hampton

www.protectourborder.net

www.protectourborder.net/jokes.rtf

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/protectourbordernow


Politics are all about compromise. Let's explain this numerically. On a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being ultra conservative (pilgrim), and 10 being a fat head (Ted Kennedy). If you vote for a 5, and they vote for a 10, then you will get a 7.5 average result in Congress. The only solution is to vote for someone with a lower rating or more conservative than yourself, and with normal political compromise you will eventually get what you want. Liberals are choking on their laughter thinking you can't figure this out, but you just did:)


LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM

AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.


IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET --

A JOB,

A DRIVERS LICENSE,

SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,

WELFARE,

FOOD STAMPS,

CREDIT CARDS,

SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,

FREE EDUCATION,

FREE HEALTH CARE,

A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON

BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE

THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET

ENOUGH RESPECT AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAVE A FIRM GRASP ON REALITY.....

GOD BLESS OUR ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES


Steve Hampton

www.protectourborder.net

www.protectourborder.net/jokes.rtf

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/protectourbordernow


Politics are all about compromise. Let's explain this numerically. On a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being ultra conservative (pilgrim), and 10 being a fat head (Ted Kennedy). If you vote for a 5, and they vote for a 10, then you will get a 7.5 average result in Congress. The only solution is to vote for someone with a lower rating or more conservative than yourself, and with normal political compromise you will eventually get what you want. Liberals are choking on their laughter thinking you can't figure this out, but you just did:)

Palin is pro Amnesty

Think about this. John McCain picked her for a reason, and the media is pushing her as the next republican nominee. Why??? It should be obvious. They know that if she were to be elected she would push for another amnesty just as Obama. That's all the liberal media cares about. They also believe and rightfully so, that half the republicans will not vote for Palin because of her reluctance to commit 100% to secure borders, and enforcement. That means Obama will win reelection. Either way, the liberal media wins, and eventually Illegal Immigration will be legalized forever. Keep in mind that amnesty for 10 million actually means amnesty for 50 million once they are allowed to bring in their relatives, and the children they will have.

http://www.diggersrealm.com/mt/archives/002985.html


Steve Hampton

www.protectourborder.net

www.protectourborder.net/jokes.rtf

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/protectourbordernow


Politics are all about compromise. Let's explain this numerically. On a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being ultra conservative (pilgrim), and 10 being a fat head (Ted Kennedy). If you vote for a 5, and they vote for a 10, then you will get a 7.5 average result in Congress. The only solution is to vote for someone with a lower rating or more conservative than yourself, and with normal political compromise you will eventually get what you want. Liberals are choking on their laughter thinking you can't figure this out, but you just did:)

"The Proposal"

When a company falls on difficult times, one of the things that seems to happen is they reduce their staff and workers. The remaining workers must find ways to continue to do a good job or risk that their job would be eliminated as well.

Wall street, and the media normally congratulate the CEO for making this type of "tough decision", and his board of directors gives him a big bonus.

Our government should not be immune from similar risks.

Therefore:

Reduce the House of Representatives from the current 435 members to 218 members.

Reduce Senate members from 100 to 50 (one per State). Then, reduce their staff by 25%.

Accomplish this over the next 8 years (two steps/two elections) and of course this would require some redistricting.

Some Yearly Monetary Gains Include:

$44,108,400 for elimination of base pay for congress. (267 members X $165,200 pay/member/ yr.)

$97,175,000 for elimination of their staff. (estimate $1.3 Million in staff per each member of the House, and $3 Million in staff per each member of the Senate every year)

$240,294 for the reduction in remaining staff by 25%.

$7,500,000,000 reduction in pork barrel ear-marks each year. (those members whose jobs are gone.. Current estimates for total government pork earmarks are at $15 Billion/yr).

The remaining representatives would need to work smarter and improve efficiencies.. It might even be in their best interests to work together for the good of our country!

We may also expect that smaller committees might lead to a more efficient resolution of issues as well. It might even be easier to keep track of what your representative is doing.

Congress has more tools available to do their jobs than it had back in 1911 when the current number of representatives was established. (telephone, computers, cell phones to name a few)

Note:

Congress did not hesitate to head home when it was a holiday, when the nation needed a real fix to the economic problems. Also, we had 3 senators that were not doing their jobs for the 18+ months (on the campaign trail) and still they all have accepted full pay. These facts alone support a reduction in senators & congress.

Summary of opportunity:

$ 44,108,400 reduction of congress members.

$282,100, 000 for elimination of the reduced house member staff.

$150,000,000 for elimination of reduced senate member staff.

$59,675,000 for 25% reduction of staff for remaining house members.

$37,500,000 for 25% reduction of staff for remaining senate members.

$7,500,000,000 reduction in pork added to bills by the reduction of congress members.

$8,073,383,400 per year, estimated total savings. (that's 8-BILLION just to start!)

Big business does these types of cuts all the time.

If Congresscritters were required to serve 20, 25 or 30 years (like everyone else) in order to collect retirement benefits, tax payers could save a bundle.

Now they get full retirement after serving only ONE term.


IF you are happy with how Congress spends our taxes, delete this message. Otherwise, I assume you know what to do.

IN GOD WE TRUST

Forget The Tea


Throw The Government Overboard

IN GOD WE TRUST

p.s. The only way this is ever going to happen is if we boycott the census since they determine representation with it. These days, they are using the census to give more representation to Illegal Aliens. I think every state could stand to lose a couple of Representatives, since they aren't representing you anyway. The penalty for not returning your Census form is $100, for not providing truthful information $500, and for a census worker providing false information $5,000. They have never fined anyone yet, since the penalties are more to remind people of the importance of filling them out.

Eliminating half of Congress for a possible $100 fine, Priceless!!!


Steve Hampton

www.protectourborder.net

www.protectourborder.net/jokes.rtf

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/protectourbordernow


Politics are all about compromise. Let's explain this numerically. On a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being ultra conservative (pilgrim), and 10 being a fat head (Ted Kennedy). If you vote for a 5, and they vote for a 10, then you will get a 7.5 average result in Congress. The only solution is to vote for someone with a lower rating or more conservative than yourself, and with normal political compromise you will eventually get what you want. Liberals are choking on their laughter thinking you can't figure this out, but you just did:)


Please read this entire letter written by Pat Boone. He says everything that I want to say to Obama..

The President Without A Country

By Pat Boone

"We're no longer a Christian nation." - President Barack Obama, June 2007

" America has been arrogant." - President Barack Obama

"After 9/11, America didn't always live up to her ideals."- President Barack Obama

"You might say that America is a Muslim nation."- President Barack Obama, Egypt 2009
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